The Federal Union of Third 3rd Skyclan republic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsar Fredrick II with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.989 billion Skilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aledo. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Third 3rd Skyclan republician economy, worth 612 trillion Kexian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 76,628 Kexian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, the government merely pays lip service to Starclan-isim, children usually cry on their first day of school, and the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Third 3rd Skyclan republic's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Starclan-isim.

Third 3rd Skyclan republic is ranked 12,116^th in the world and 5^th in Saint Helene for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,618.97 on the Clooney Contribution Index.